"The Thing Is You've Been A Millionaire" Embroidered Motivational Hat

Quiet confidence stitched into a simple silhouette. This classic dad cap settles low on your brow, the soft unstructured body and precurved Permacurv® visor moving with you instead of against you. A distressed, type-driven graphic reads like a private joke — playful, ironic, and a little proud — so you can wear that wry energy on morning walks, late coffee runs, or while running errands around town. The adjustable hideaway strap with antique brass buckle lets you dial in a comfortable fit. It’s the kind of cap you reach for when you want to feel casual but intentionally put together. Lightweight cotton keeps it breathable, the matched underbill gives a clean finish, and small details like the sewn-in label and visor sticker nod to classic headwear craftsmanship.

Product features
- Soft, unstructured 6-panel body for a comfortable low-profile fit
- Precurved Permacurv® visor with 4 rows of stitching and color-matched underbill
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
- 100% cotton shell (Green Camo variant: 65% polyester / 35% cotton)
- Sewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor; adult sizing with recommended age limits

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.