Stock Trader Zip Hoodie - "I Would Rather Trade Stock Than Punch a Clock"
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.25 | 21.26 | 23.23 | 25.24 | 27.24 | 29.25 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 31.97 |
| Sleeve length, in | 33.98 | 35.00 | 35.98 | 36.97 | 37.99 | 38.98 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This zip-up hoodie speaks like a trader who prefers the thrill of the markets over small talk. Bold, stacked lettering in white and gold sits on a deep black background, delivering a sharp, confident message: I would rather trade stock than punch a clock. Wear it during early morning research sessions, post-market debriefs with friends, or while tracking charts through the night. The zipper lets you layer up for commute warmth or unzip for a quick coffee run. The roomy pockets hold your phone, notebook, or a pack of pens. It’s weighty enough to feel substantial without being bulky, and the classic fit keeps movement easy while you scan tickers or explain a strategy to someone who doesn’t get it. The subtle option for left-chest embroidery lets you add a personal tag or handle for meetups and trading chats.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) — warm and durable
- Full metal zipper with metal puller for reliable closure
- Spacious front pockets big enough for phone and notes
- Hood with drawstring and buttonhole openings for adjustable coverage
- Runs true to size with classic fit; embroidered left-chest option available
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Hood with drawstring
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord and buttonhole openings for the cord.
Metal zipper
Durable silver-colored metal zipper with metal puller.
Spacious pockets
Pockets on either side of the front have enough space for all your most important belongings
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on left chest
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the lead and flammability level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
DTF wrist prints
The wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.
Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
See terms and conditions